I've heard stories about broken hearts, but never actually seen such a thing, so this is how I imagine it...
"After sowing the dragon and climbing the 3000000000000 steps to the tower he meet the most beautiful princess , who was then lying on the bed after fainting when she tough the worse would happen to her shining armor. He runs up to her, and is amazed by how the books and tales were wrong, for her beauty is much greater, than what simple ink described to be... She awakes, and both ster into each other's eyes and embrace in a passionate kiss, so passionate the wall crumbled and a sethere of light explandes freeing the world of all evill.
The prince puts a hand to her waist and the other to her shoulder, as she puts her right hand around his neck and the left feeling his muscular chest, and in a zap she puts her hand into his body spilling blood and gore, breking his ribb cage and grabing the pumping heart, and squiching it to it's breaking point..." and crack! there you have a broken heart.
It is highly improbable that the prince survived that... So to those "claiming" to have a broken heart I say.
CONGRATS you are now a fully functional undead.
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